TODAY IS A SAD DAY.

IT WOULD TAKE HERCULES HOOKS© TO HOLD UP MY SMILE, MIGHTY PUTTY© TO HOLD BACK THE TEARS, OXYCLEAN© TO CLEANSE THE SORROW FROM MY HEART, AND THE DING KING© TO REMOVE THE DENT YOUR DEATH HAS CAUSED IN THE WORLD.

BUT I WON'T GIVE UP, I'LL USE MY GOPHER© TO REACH FOR THE STARS!



RIP BILLY MAYS, YOU WERE AWESOME.


AND IN HONOR OF YOUR MEMORY I AM DEEMING JUNE 28TH CAPSLOCK DAY.

NO ONE TURN OFF YOUR CAPSLOCK BUTTON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

I L U BILLY.